voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

fuzzyimages:

Hopelessly want to be there.

(Source: kushandwizdom)

Hell yes!

Hell yes!

(Source: irrelevanttendencies)

snapshotsfrombeauty:

as all we see will slip into the cloud (by manyfires)

Beauty I need to bike this.

geeekaay:

10knotes:

P.S. You aren’t even my type…

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These are all wonderful

(Source: foxycleverpatra)

#yerbamate!